Chuck Norris has sold his soul to the devil in exchange for the rough beauty dell'incomparabile and skills in martial arts. Immediately after concluding the transaction, Chuck hit the devil in the face with a kick wheel and shoot back the soul. The devil, which is known to appreciate the irony, admitted the mistake and said that was supposed to dodge the blow instead of lowering our guard. The couple are now found in the poker every second Wednesday of the month.

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name was Charles. " Chuck Norris did not answer, merely to set the man until it explode

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned drink. The name of the drink Red Bull.

Chuck Norris can lead a woman to orgasm just indicated with a finger and saying "booya".

Chuck Norris does not sleep. Wait.

Chuck Norris once fell a German plane with a finger pointing and shouting "Bang!"

After careful analysis, President Truman chose to launch the atomic bomb on Hiroshima the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. The reason was that he was considered the most "human".

Chuck Norris often asks people to tirargli the finger. When they do, hit them with a football into the steering wheel. Then scoreggia.

Chuck Norris took my virginity, and certainly will also be yours. If you are thinking "Can not, I have already lost," you are mistaken.

Chuck Norris uses a live rattle snake as a condom.

The Aliens exist. They are simply waiting for the death of Chuck Norris, before attacking.

When the black man goes to sleep every night and check your closet to see if there is Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once ate 3 steaks for 2 kili in an hour. He spent the first 45 minutes doing sex with the maid.

There is the theory of evolution, but just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris allows to live.

In an average living room there are 1242 objects that Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

Children are afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris does not go hunting because the word "hunting" implies the possibility of bankruptcy. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris once became a beard. Once done, he died the last unicorn

Chuck Norris has solved the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle with the theorem of Pythagoras

If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and no one is around there, you can be sure that Chuck has heard.

Chuck Norris was able to win a chess game that even after they had eaten the king.

Chuck Norris one day, he created a flamethrower urine in a cigarette lighter.

One night, during a rainstorm, Chuck Norris was struck by lightning. The lightning stroke is dead on.

Chuck Norris looks at the videotape of "The Ring" every night and his phone does not ring ever.

The U.S. government spends 40 billion dollars annually in prevention of natural disasters. Of these, 35 billion is spent to ensure that the beer of Chuck Norris is always cold.

Chuck Norris has appeared with Madonna

The Communists do not actually eat the children, because if you eat first Chuck Norris. The Communists. And even the children.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice

Chuck Norris smokes Tuscany. Loud.

To become famous, the devil has sold his soul to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris size breadsticks with tuna.

In a rare scene cut of "The Empire Strikes Back", Chuck Norris Darth Vader reveals to be his father.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

A Chinese morra, Chuck Norris defeats paper, scissors and rock simultaneously.

There are only four horsemen of Revelation, because Chuck Norris prefers to walk.

When Chuck Norris has left its footprints of the hands and feet on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, the cement was dry.

In the Gospel according to Chuck Norris, God has a minor role. And there is no trace Jesus.

If my grandmother had wheels, it would be a Cariola. If Chuck Norris had the wheels, would be the batmobile.

Lost in the hatch is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris gives the fire ants with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.

Chuck Norris does not bear the clock. He decided that he is now.

The original title of "Alien vs. Predator" was "Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris." The film was removed immediately after it entered into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a film that lasted 14 seconds.