Category: Entertainment and curiosity

And as he said good steffoz ...

and anyway. not missing anyone. just do not see the two liocorno. but both are on my ass. both.

Who could tell you for? Obviously Ju! (among others already know!)
A guy looking for a cheap horse, then went from a seller who tells him: "It would have one, but it has a flaw: you need to do this galloping say 'ass', and it pause' shit '." The type is somewhat 'puzzled, but the price is good, so buy it.
When you arrive outside the city wants to run at full speed, "Culo ass ass ass ..." and the horse gallops ever faster, "Culo ass ass ..." even faster! At one point the guy realizes that it is approaching a ravine, and, terrified, trying to stop: "Acc! What I had to say? Cazzo! "Nothing, the horse continues;" Cacca, pussy, boobs ... "but the horse continues ... Seeing increasingly approaching the ravine, the guy yells:" AHH MERDA !!!"; and heard the word, the horse suddenly stopped right on the edge of the precipice. The guy, on the brink of collapse, look below and with a sigh of relief saying: "Ahh ... hog dog ass" ... SBOOM!

Today Balda, Arkham and Dark_Knight has graduated (degree) ... 3 years with many memories and cazzate!

Type the photos to the mistakes of the totem / machines ...

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... Satire ....

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... Make the hilt ....

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... Or simply make mistakes in general!

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Let's look for the next 2 years! :D

A young man dies, and wakes up realizing that to hell. Very depressed, you put in the queue waiting to speak to an adviser to the host. He thinks to himself and himself: "I knew that he had led a life sregolata, but not as much. I did not expect that I would come to this. "

Looking at the number of admission, sees that it is his turn to be admitted. With a little 'fear and heart heavy, approaches the counselor. The adviser says now:

- Problems? You seem sad!

- Well, what do you expect? I'm in hell!

- See what the hell is not so bad: there a lot fun here! Like to drink?

- Sure, I like to drink a lot.

- Well, then you like Monday. On Monday we drink like a sponge! You can drink whiskey, rum, tequila, beer, wine, whatever you want and what they want. We do party all night. England?

- Yes, actually smoke.

- You like Tuesdays! Tuesday is the day of smoking: You can smoke the best cigars and cigarettes available anywhere. And you can smoke as long as you like without worry because of cancer so you are already dead! It is fantastic or not? Tell me, then: you drugs?

- Well, as a young man I felt something, but I have never aspired.

- So you like Wednesdays! It is the day the drugs: you can try any kind of drug you want, and you do not have to worry about the doses or dependence, both because you are already dead! Gambling?

- Yes I like to gamble.

- You like Thursday: spend the day and night to bet and play - black jack, dice, poker, slot machines, horse racing, everything! You like Thursday. Are you gay?

- Well, no.

- Oh, - the adviser regrets. - Do not you like on Fridays ...

One of classical electronic music of the mid 90s ... Scatman Scatman John ... of a beautiful song for personal sad moments :)

My name is Matthew Piotti and a student at the Polytechnic of Turin in computer engineering. Doing the work of PHP developer and project manager for some freelance projects open-source or not.