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Here is the latest e-mail Vale .. beautiful ... I always recommend ... 9 and April 10 vote right! Not a vote that promises to pensioners, the gold card (cinemas, theaters, TV, trains and other free), has 5 years of bad government, is allied with the fascist and leghista and was worried first of its interests, then those of its allies / accomplices and then nothing (because the term was over) ....

By popular demand, here is the last email that is great! mythical !!!!!!!!!!

> HOMO OPTIMUS
>
> 1. It takes the hook of the ski-lift with one hand
> 2. Chairlift smoke bored, does not take the sun, keep your skis
> Hanging down from the seat at the last moment
> 3. Eat a sandwich with bacon, drinking a Coca-Cola then says: "I'm going
> Because it is the best time and there is none. " It will be a descent
> 4. Curve perfectly by all the parties and two
> 5. Falls from 'blame the boots that do not have the right speed
> 6. Scarponi them slips easily remove them lightly
> 7. He has the equipment to be one million: more spending glasses
> 8. When the fall TV shows Tomba said to be badly trained
> 9. If it lands on the runway is to be a canyon in snow
>
> HOMO MEDIUS
>
> 1. It takes the hook of the ski-lift with both hands, sometimes the stranglehold
> 2. Chairlift but I'm not taking the sun, which is always behind him,
> A risk of violent torticollis. Tiene skis for the support and
> Descend prepares first three masts
> 3. Eat soup with vegetables, one quarter of drinking wine and then says: "I'm going
> Because it is the best time and there is none. " It goes to sleep on a deck chair
> 4. Worse curve on the one hand, almost always left
> 5. Falls from 'blame the wafer, but does not know what they are
> 6. Scarponi them with ferocity threads, remove them with hatred
> 7. He has the equipment to be one million: more spending the anorak
> 8. When the fall TV shows Tomba says that is wrong because it has the weight
> On the inside ski
> 9. If it lands on the runway is to be a pisciate
>
> HOMO CAPRINUS
>
> 1. takes the hook of the ski-lift in the hilt
> 2. Chairlift if you smoke drops a glove, if you take the sun 'fall
> Glasses, and down from the seat is preparing ten seconds after the
> Start and is taken by panic six pylons before arrival time
> Which loses a stick and the other is trying to blind the attendant
> 3. polenta and sausage eating, drinking four grappini and then says: "I'm going
> Because it is the best time and there is none. " It goes to the process
> 4. Curve worse on one side, one where there are obstacles
> 5. Falls from 'guilt to a slab of ice, with two meters
> Snow
> 6. Scarponi: glielo infilano friends, I remove nurses
> 7. He has the equipment to be one million: more spending ski race
> 8. When the TV shows have dropped Tomb
> 9. If it leaves the track for crashing into trees
>
> HOMO SNOWBOARDER
>
> 1. Ski-lift: that balls
> 2. Chairlift ago 'in order to climb ever alone, you rolla a cane,
> It lies in the sun to the point where it passes over a chair
> Panettone snow, where it runs in a vacuum ululando
> 3. Do not eat and drink because they do not have time for these cazzate
> 4. Do not bend, carve!
> 5. If it falls to show to a beginner who makes all things
> Part of the game
> 6. Scarponi them threads in the morning, remove them in the evening
> 7. He has the equipment from one million: more spending the bandana
> 8. When the fall TV shows Tomba says that is because it uses the tool
> Wrong: Skiing
> 9. If it comes to the track to go to the bar to become a bombardino
>
> HOMO MILANESIS
>
> 1. It incazza whether there is the guy who passes the hook of the ski-lift
> Since it has also paid for what
> 2. Chairlift, breaks the hilt complaining that the snow is not like a
> St. Moritz, that the facilities are not like to Avoriaz, which hotels
> Are not as Cortina, etc..
> 3. Eat venison and polenta, it incazza with the maid because the
> To download the bill as an expense of representation, then says: "I'm going
> Because it is the best time and we are all "and puts it to make a ball
> Snow
> Friends among the girls who sunbathe
> 4. Curve only two centimeters away from other skiers, while
> Good to raise as much snow as possible
> 5. If it falls incazza with someone who, according to him, he cut the
> Road
> 6. Scarponi not remove them even in a hotel (with what he
> Paid)
> 7. has the equipment to be 5 million: more spending the gel for lips
> 8. When the fall TV shows Tomba says that is because it is one of coglione
> Bologna
> 9. If it lands on the runway is to perform an acrobatic jump (in the field
> School)
>
> HOMO PUGLIESIS
>
> 1. Captures all the tail of the cable car because it has to wait for friends
> That are left behind
> 2. Ski-lift, with a loud voice called the friend who is three hooks below
> To tell him his last cagata
> 3. He moved twelve people to organize the common table (three
> Families with children), pulls bread-cheese-chocolate quantity
> Industrial fà casino, mena children are casino, then says:
> "Let us go forward because it is better and there is no one" and organized a
> Game of soccer in the snow
> 4. Curve only if the wife is recovering with the camera
> 5. Falls trying to involve as many people as possible and do '
> Call the helicopter rescue
> 6. The closing ceremony of boots involves the whole family and
> Has a cost (in time and cursing) is comparable to digging a trench
> In Chechnya
> 7. He has the equipment to be one million: more spending on mobile phone
> 8. When the fall TV shows Tomba, blasphemy aloud
> 9. If it lands on the runway is to piss the child

Thanks again to the legendary Vale !!!!!!

Valeria sent me days ago (January 15) the usual email "We realize in the 200 X when ..." ... valeeeeee great !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

YOU BECOME AWARE OF LIVING IN 2006 WHEN ...

1. Accidentally enter your password in the microwave.
2. For years, not playing solitaire with real cards.
3rd You have a list of 15 phone numbers to contact your family 5.
4. Send e-mail to the person who works at the table next to you.
5. Why do not you keep in touch with your friends and family who do not have e-mail.
6. Stay in the car and the phone call home to see if there is someone who helps you bring in the money.
7. Every spot on TV has a website written in a corner of the screen.
8. Leave the house without a cellphone, which have quietly done for the first 20, 30 (or 60) years of your life, now you create panic and make you go back to take it.
10. You lift in the morning and you put the computer even before taking the coffee.
11. Arrovellarti begins at the brain to find ways to smile. :): O): ->
12. While all these laws and make ridi Yes with his head.
13. You are too busy to find that this list is missing on the 9th
14. And now you are back to see if we really missing the point 9.

AND NOW YOU ARE ALONE ... laughing.

Now I will kill publicly valeria

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